About Me

I'm a stand-up comedian who loves to travel.

I cannot take the pressures of living in NYC anymore.

Klonopin isn't working, neither is my rent stabilized building intercom.

Can you call them homeless if they live in my lobby?

I'm not politically correct.

Having read countless travel blogs that were informative but GOD AWFUL BORING (Now they hate me too)

I figured I'd throw my hat into the cock ring.

Disclaimer: My humor is not for everyone!

I WILL Travel the world and tell you all about it.

I'm the type that wouldn't suggest where you should travel.

I'm the type who will TELL YOU where to travel.

Do you really need the top 10 Gelato places in Rome?

Lets face it after some Straciatella Chocolate chip and a giant spliff you're not really going anywhere.

Let alone to 9 more gelato places. Then again, if the spliffy is good, maybe you are?

5 Best restaurants in Czeryinik Slovenia: WHO THE FUCK is going to Slovenia?

Coming soon: top 10 places to bang your boyfriend.

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